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Post by Elip on Mar 22, 2010 11:48:06 GMT -5
What do you get if you add 1 pasty PLUS 1 pasty PLUS 1 pasty? ZERO if a hares at the table, wot! XD
What kind of moles love the water? The kind that are thirsty wot!
How fast can a champion squirrel climb a waxed oak tree? Not as fast as it'll fall!
What kind of Sparras like the ground more than the skies?! The kind that confuse brown and blue!
How many nuts does an otter eat on an average day? That depends on how many squirrels he talks with on an average day!
What sort of hare hates carrots? Those verreh few who kin "carr" less fer an "ot"!
What sort of squirrels stay airborne just as good as birds? The kind who jump from the trees onto birds' backs!
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Post by vela on Mar 22, 2010 11:53:54 GMT -5
Oh, XD, I luff the one with the squirrels and birds. Great!
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Post by Fwiffle on Mar 22, 2010 13:05:32 GMT -5
Hahaa xD Did you make all those up? They are genius.
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Post by Elip on Mar 22, 2010 13:24:44 GMT -5
Yes, I came up with all of these myself! I'll probably post more later. (after I take my certification exam for Photoshop, wish me luck-pray if ya' have to) XD
I -and some jokes- will see you peeps later.
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Post by Elip on Apr 5, 2010 16:55:25 GMT -5
The sky is really shining today and ALL is right with the world!!!!!!!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Ok, *looks at certification on the wall* here is my joke,
"Why Don't Infirmary Keepers Speak English?": "A goodbeast’s heart misses a beat or two when he is told that he has "heterotropia" or "strabismus divergens" and that he ought to hurry to an ophthalmo-orhinolaryngologist. Of course, if he were told he had cross-eyes and needed a pair of glasses, he would say that he knew it all the time. "Naturally a mother is alarmed when she hears that her babe has "morbilli rubeola," but if it happens that this is not her first child, she probably will know that this just means a case of measles. "Coryza aedematosa" may sound more alarming, but it signifies nothing more than a cold in the head. "Urticaria" (hives), "acute pruritus diemalis" (winter itch), and "borborygmus" (belching) may perhaps be excused as euphemisms for polite parlor use; but certainly "halitosis" is bad enough without making it "stomatodysodia." To be able to boast that he is afflicted with "pseudoalopecia areata" may be some consolation to a beast who is early losing his hair. "There really is precious little method in all this medical nomenclature, borrowed as it is with a kind of even-handed abandon from Greek, Latin, French, or such other language as may have been at the command of the textbook or scroll writer. To the average beast, it sounds like a touch of "tephromalacia" (softening of the brain), but to Infirmary Keepers it must be a great satisfaction."
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Post by Fwiffle on Apr 6, 2010 5:40:28 GMT -5
CONGRATULATIONS!
Well, I got the first bit about the glasses (that was funny xD) then I lost it because big words mess with my head. Did you spend a couple of hours on Wikipedia finding all that out or is it, for some unknown reason, just a part of your brain?
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Post by Elip on Apr 6, 2010 9:45:21 GMT -5
Just part of my studies...which makes it part of my brain. XD
and thanks.
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Post by Malum on Apr 7, 2010 0:12:25 GMT -5
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Post by Elip on Apr 7, 2010 8:58:57 GMT -5
Thank you Thank you *takes bow*
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Post by Elip on May 24, 2010 11:22:16 GMT -5
This is a riddle I came up with as told by my famous char Sonoma;
What has two legs and no spine, and no leg and one spin? What glides an' runs for'ard while looking back and infront at the same time?
A snake and a scared two-legged beast that what. But you can stop running, that's no snake 'tis just a twig!!
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Post by Chepsonek on Oct 16, 2010 22:26:40 GMT -5
*Claps* Well done............................................................. I wish I could do that good, even if I can have my mother and sister trying not to roll on the floor, since we were in a car, and my sister was driving.
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Post by Elip on Dec 3, 2010 8:28:04 GMT -5
Thanks Chepsonek. =)
And that's a nice AV btw. ^^
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Post by Chepsonek on Dec 4, 2010 14:07:36 GMT -5
Your welcome.
Thanks! Vela is such a good artist, and an amazing friend.
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Post by Elip on Dec 4, 2010 14:43:52 GMT -5
Yeah. It seems like a long time now since she's been gone.
I do hope she comes on again some time in the near future. =)
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