Allicloud the wanderer
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Just because Allicloud is a ferret and always has his scimitar in paw, doesn't make him evil![D3v:fi
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Post by Allicloud the wanderer on Apr 11, 2010 14:37:26 GMT -5
Well, everyone's doing it, so I may as well too.
Here's one straight out of redwall:
What goes:
"Oh, I missed you OUCH!"
"Great to see you OUCH!"
"How are the kids OW!"
"You're looking great OWWW!"
2 hedgehogs hugging eachother.
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Fwiffle
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Post by Fwiffle on Apr 12, 2010 12:23:00 GMT -5
Haha ... Haahaa hhaaa. xD Took me a while to get that one. -_- Oh dear.
I will be adding this one to the best jokes. ^-^
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Allicloud the wanderer
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Post by Allicloud the wanderer on Apr 22, 2010 14:00:14 GMT -5
Another one:
Where's the best place to hide loot from a Painted One?
The bathtub.
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Post by Fwiffle on Apr 22, 2010 14:54:59 GMT -5
Haha xD Poor thing
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Post by Elip on May 24, 2010 11:14:10 GMT -5
I like the hedgehog one, funny! XD
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Allicloud the wanderer
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Post by Allicloud the wanderer on Aug 1, 2010 14:28:31 GMT -5
Newest ones:
Whatever happened to Slagar the Slaver?
I'm looking at him!
Did you know that Simeon the Blind Herbalist has a statue of a fox in his herb garden?
No, and neither does he.
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Post by Fwiffle on Aug 2, 2010 15:14:35 GMT -5
xD Simeon might get a fright.
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Allicloud the wanderer
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Post by Allicloud the wanderer on Sept 17, 2010 11:26:34 GMT -5
I'm back at last! And with a new joke!
A mouse and a squirrel are camped out in the woods in a tent. They fall asleep and late at night, they both wake up. The mouse asks
Mouse: Hey, look up....what do you see?
Squirrel: I see the stars.
Mouse: And what does that tell you?
Squirrel: Well....it rather makes me feel small. Knowing that there are that many things up in the sky, and only the two of us down here. A bit humbling, isn't it? What does it make you think?
The mouse just looks at the squirrel with slightly surprised expression and then shouts out
Mouse: You dunce! It makes me thing that somebody's nicked our tent!
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Post by Fenrir on Sept 17, 2010 13:29:46 GMT -5
nice
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Post by Chepsonek on Sept 18, 2010 13:34:47 GMT -5
*snorts with laughter*
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Post by Neildown on Sept 18, 2010 14:28:19 GMT -5
That one was actually from an old Sherlock Holmes joke; it was in my science book xD.
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Hehe! Thanks so much Vela!
