Neil's Jokes

[Neildown]

Hello, here are some jokes and pranks that I have learned. They aren't exactly the best ones, but they are fun once in awhile:

The "Science Experiment"

Tell a friend that you learned an amazing science experiment the other day. Naturally, he/she should be a bit curious and ask what it is. If not, then just tell him/her that you found out how to make heat with some salt and honey [you can substitute pretty much any other liquid for the honey. Preferably something syrupy or sticky]. Take your friend to a table and gather the necessary ingredients - Salt & liquid -, set them on the table. Then, you must keep a straight face while you are making a small pool of liquid on the table [remember, if you want a trick to go smoothly, you must always keep calm and act if nothing is out of the ordinary]. Sprinkle some salt on the liquid, then place your palm closely over it. Tell your friend that you can "feel heat coming from the liquid". Offer your friend a chance to place his/her hand/paw over it. When they do, smack their hand/paw into the liquid.

You have the option to run.

[Fwiffle]

Haha, that's just pure mean. xD Hehe
Although it isn't Redwall related. It's an awesome one though so I will let you keep it. ;D

[Neildown]

I thought that would be something for Redwall since it involves things that Redwallers could use Oh well...

[Fwiffle]

Aahh, okay I see. Hehe sorry. I don't think like normal people. ;D

[Neildown]

I figured this was kind of connected with the whole RPing thing, so that's why I posted that joke. You can delete it if you want.

[Fwiffle]

No no, I don't want to delete it. It's fine. It made me laugh anyway. ^-^

[Elip]

Made me laugh too. ^^
Nice joke man. Got any more?