Malum's Jokes

[Malum]

(i heard the first one on fanfiction.net )

An otter walks up to the gates of redwall with a lightning shaped scar on his forehead.
Everyone gasps and says...
"Look! It's Harry P. Otter!"

Malum: Knock Knock
Friar Flour: Flour
Malum: Sorry, I didn't order flowers...

A weasel walks up to a ferret and says.
"Hey, I bet I can ferret better than you can weasel." The ferret looks up.
"What?"
"since I'm a weasel, I can weasel better than you, who is a ferret who can ferret really good, but if i can ferret better than you can weasel, than I get to have your sword." the ferret blinks once and falls over.

That last one sucked....

[Fwiffle]

Hehe, they are quite good. ^_^ The first one is definatly best, certainly made me giggle.

[Malum]

Malum walked up to the gates of redwall.
"Hey, can I come in?"
A mouse looks at her and shouts back.
"No we don't want a shark fin!"
"NO! I SAID, CAN I COME IN?" Malum yelled.
"FOR THE LAST TIME, WE DON'T WANT A SHARK FIN!" He yelled back.
"Fine! I'm leaving!" Malum yelled.
"Ok." He said.
"OH! SO YOU HEAR THAT!" She yelled back, walking off.

[Malum]

OOC: I'm in an evil mood about the Sable Queen. SPOILERS AHEAD!!!!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Skipper
Skipper Who?
SKIPPER THE BIG FAT STUPID HEAD WHO WAS A JERK TO GLOBBY! DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Ahem... Sorry... I was on a rant.

[vela]

*throws a pie, which is raspberry, by the way* Malum, I told you to drop this already, 'kays?

[Malum]

Awww... Fine....

-scrapes pie off face and licks it.-

But! This was posted before the drop it post.. I'm almost positive it was...

[Malum]

Otter: What kind of vermin eat fur?

Ferret: FUR-ocious eaters!

[Fwiffle]

Wow. That's pretty good. xD That one needs to go on the other thread too!

[Malum]

I had another one but I forgot it before i could get to my computer...